Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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