how can u be prego again
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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