I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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