Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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