Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
foreskin is a definite game changer
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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