She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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