This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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