too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Do plants get herpes?
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