so explain again why im purple
no
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
someone owes me an orgasm
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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