why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
