I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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