I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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