NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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