Michael Bay diarrhea
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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