Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
This baby is an asshole
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
