i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
