She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I party with great urgency now.
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