How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So vagazzling was a success
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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