He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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