My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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