Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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