You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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