Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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