i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
false alarm, still single
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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