I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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