Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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