chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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