I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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