shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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