haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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