Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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