We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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