I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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