I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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