how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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