How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
