Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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