i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Of course I have a pirate flag
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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