Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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