Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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