so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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