This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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