My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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