k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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