i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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