I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So much Jack, so little girl.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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