I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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