Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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