i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
