who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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