Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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