Even the bartender felt bad for me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Someone came in the potted fern
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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