So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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