We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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