Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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