I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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