yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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