Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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