They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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